, (In Bart and Lisa's cabin, they're tucked into bed and freezing to death. We'll miss the fireworks. These Gucci wallets have to be on the streets of Hong Kong by Friday. You know, a pinch is more traditional. Krusty: Hi, kids! The school bus drives over a wooden bridge, which then collapses.). Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace (Mrs. Krabapple) . Homer: Now Bart, we made this deal because I thought it would help you get good grades. The kids at Kamp Krusty end up with a real surprise when Mr. Black brings Krusty to the stage only to reveal Barney Gumble in a shoddy clown outfit, clearly too drunk to speak or stand up, and while the other kids don't quite see through it, Bart stays true to his love for Krusty by starting a riot for the real Krusty. ), (Kearney throws them in and slams the door. Lisa:Oh, yeah? Homer: Don't be the boy. Now you've got little hands. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Credits 0:55. (The campers gather around to sing the camp song.). https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Krusty_Koncessionaires/transcript?oldid=3416661. Lisa: If the pets die, don't replace them. I am so Krunchy the Clown! Students throw out chair and books from the windows and the roof, while Nelson sets them all alight with his flamethrower. I don't think I'd be any kind of a father if you got D's and I let you go to Kamp Krusty. Lisa: (laughs) A plus! Edna Krabappel:Well, it isn't fair to the other children, but all right. Bart: Well, Dad, here's my report card. I didn't want you hangin' around all summer anyway. We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. Kearney: Well, it ain't gettin' any safer. Ralph: He's still funny, but not "ha-ha" funny. Yeah! Martin Prince, Sr.: You promised you wouldn't make a scene. Inside, it's dark and spooky. News Reporter: We interrupt Zadume Magarabad's Yoga Party for this special bulletin: Krisis at Kamp Krusty. Lisa: I am not sure if this letter will reach you, as our lines of communication have been cut. Wiki Content. Marge: (crying) Oh, I'm going to miss this. One student, Melissa, cuts a desk in half with a chainsaw. Principal Skinner:Now, let's trash this dump! Homer: Sure do! This must just be a little typo. Jimbo: Looks like we got ourselves a troublemaker. (laughs) I'll see you in a few weeks! (giggles crazily) Oh, Ms. Hoover! Homer: (incredulously) A-plus? We are doing great. Mushrooms growing in a pot plant, an old gym sock hung up with pencils through it, bubble gum stuck to the wall, and old potato science project growing in a cup, and a variety of other messy things. ), (It's lunchtime, and Dolph serves a glob of grey gloop onto Lisa's plate.). Everyone clings desperately to avoid being blown away.). As soon as the bus has gone, all the parents cheer. Actually, wait—I can, as the 24-seasons-removed 'Kamp Krustier' finds a way to revisit the classic Simpsons episode 'Kamp Krusty' without expanding on it, deconstructing it, or even making a memorable travesty of it. The Simpsons - Krisis At Kamp Krusty. In the meantime, our counselors, Dolph, Jimbo and Kearney will be happy to handle any problems you may have. You gave me a B plus in conduct? (Lisa visits Dr. Hibbert before she goes to camp. Burn, Krusty, Burn! Krusty is coming. Though your swings are rusty, We know they'll never break. Let's see if he's wearing a wire. Homer: Marge, we've got all the fireworks we need right here, (Homer reveals the picnic basket full of fireworks.). Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Lisa: Now, the effort of writing has made me lightheaded so I close by saying, save us, save us now! ("South of the Border" is played while vacation pictures are shown. Quickly now. In "Kamp Krusty", summer vacation begins in Springfield and the kids try to line up their grades so that they can spend the season at a camp dedicated to Krusty the Clown. Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, By the shores of Big Snake Lake. We're not leaving until this Christmas ham gives me a pull-up. As a region, KAMP KRUSTY is ranked 15,387 th in the world for Most Average. I'm the real Krusty! Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. (laughs). Homer: Son! (Bart's report card has nothing but D- for every subject.). ", Homer: "Leaves of four, eat some more!'' (Barney, dressed as Krusty the Clown, stumbles onto stage.). Episode №: Played 141 times. List of episode transcripts Next (Bart is in a wrecking ball. 267a (giggles) I think you should reconsider. Check out this hand: All aces. I'm this close to having a comb-over. Bart: Oh, how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream, too? It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on September 24, 1992. Bart makes it through the day relying to his unwavering belief that Krusty the Clown will come through, but I am far more pessimistic. (The parents wave as the bus drives into the horizon. The school's large bell chimes. Bart: All right, that's it! Difficulty: Average. Lisa: No, Dad. Squidward: I cannot believe I let you talk me into this. ), (The classroom bell rings. Don't leave anything up here! I've been scorched by Krusty before. He folds them into a paper airplane and throws them.). Reporter #1: Is it true you attempted suicide when you heard the news? But why should you pay for my mistake? All rights reserved! [The episode begins at The Low Tides concert. Lisa: Perhaps I'm not making myself clear. Krusty: Mmm. Il s'agit du seizième épisode de la vingt-huitième saison et du 612e épisode de la série. Strawberries. ), (Homer's outside mowing the lawn. The KFL is a fantasy football league based out of Chicago, and has franchises located in the surrounding suburbs, as well as Milwaukee. By the shores of Big Snake Lake. Look at that pacemaker scar, the cattle-skull birthmark, and his famous superfluous nipple. Everyone, down below the belt! (answers phone) Oy gevalt! (Kearney grabs Wendell by the shirt and carries him off. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. (In Mr. Black's cabin, the bullies and Mr.Black sit back in their chairs, smoking cigars, drinking wine, and dining on mass amounts of food. And then, uh, one more. They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear! Groundskeeper Willie drives his tractor through the classrooms and busts out the wall.). He he. ), (Back in the bedroom, Marge is under the covers and Homer tells her good news.). Even during the Klasky-Csupo era of the show, Lisa Simpson's still cute in a swimsuit. Lisa: There appears to be a mistake on my report card. We have an understanding and you better keep your end of it. 0:13. (Bart uses an ax to open the gate to the "Chief Starving Bear Weight Loss Center".). I'm being told I can have an exclusive interview with the ringleader. I'm not made of stone! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Reporter #2: Are you and Princess Di just friends? A fat kid standing next to Krusty suddenly changes into a skinny kid, and Krusty is gobsmacked. In some cases, still in their original wrappings! Homer: Heh, heh,… Recently Changed Pages. Krusty: Well, at least you're not as bad as customs. The Simpsons Fun Pack (FGTEEV … At home, Homer sneaks into the bathroom where Marge is having a shower.). Your father is in the best shape he's been since… well, ever! (Lisa's report card is all A's apart from a B+ in Conduct.). Mr. Black: Ahh, he will be along eventually. How could this have happened? To your hallowed baseball field, Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children. Lisa: He's really having trouble keeping his balance. (sobs). The music stops.). Principal Skinner: Well, back to work then. (belches). We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. Campers: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Out of my way, you parasites! The kids are having a fun time and Mr. Krabs is providing catering service to the kids.] 20,844 Pages. Kent Brockman: A group of school-age Spartacuses has taken this camp by force. World Census staff took time out to pay tribute to those most overlooked of nations: the determinedly average. (Lisa tries to step in but the rope breaks and the boat snaps in half. Phẫn nộ cảnh tượng người đàn ông Trung Quốc dùng dao giết hại dã man kangaroo ở New South Wales. (Krusty arrives via helicopter and is swooned upon by the media.). A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation, Well, William. (Bart, Lisa and others are shown to their cabin.). This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Koncessionaires" from Season 12, which aired on November 7, 2020. He leaps off and lands in front of the camera.). You didn't learn how World War II ended! (At home, Bart watches an advertisement for Kamp Krusty on TV.). (Students reach into their desks and pull out sledgehammers, crowbars and axes. The Most Average in KAMP KRUSTY. Whoa! As of Jan 03 21. Lisa: Our arts-and-crafts center is, in actuality, a Dickensian workhouse. Marge: We miss you terribly. (The students pause their celebrations to hear the answer. Add new page. Mrs. Krabappel: Have a 'D-lightful' summer. Dolph: Not quite. Tell your mom her cookies sucked. General Though your swings are rusty, Bart: Ow! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I want you to treat Mr. Black with the same respect you would give me. Now quiet! If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Bart: Oh no, Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get a C average my dad won't let me go to Kamp Krusty! Kamp Krusty Kamp Krusty Written by David M. Stern Directed by Mark Kirkland TV Guide synopsis The fourth-season opener finds Bart and Lisa headed for six fun-filled weeks at Kamp Krusty, the brochure having failed to mention counselor-thugs, imitation gruel, slave labor and no Krusty. (Lisa, draped in a shawl, gives her letter and a bottle of alcohol as payment to a man on horseback.). Martin Prince: Spare me your euphemisms. Mm, I think I still want the old you. So if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock. Marge: (kisses Bart) Goodbye, my special little guy. (kisses Lisa) Lisa, watch out for Poison Ivy. Kamp Krusty is the first episode of the fourth season of The Simpsons, and the sixtieth episode overall.Bart and Lisa spend their summer at a camp created by Krusty the Clown, but when they get there it's not quite what the expected. '', (The students are gathered around a bonfire toasting pinecones on sticks.). Krusty: You people make me sick! Lisa: Bart, you said you were gonna name it "Camp Freedom". Principal Skinner: Attention students, please clear out your lockers into the wastebaskets provided. I got a rapid heartbeat from those Krusty Brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didn't have a 7 or an 8, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions, but this time he's gone too far! (Bart looks at the calendar which has June 12 circled, and all the previous days crossed out. Good luck! Hard to concentrate with waves gently lapping on the shore. (Krusty laughs as he does all sorts of tricks on a horse. (Bart opens his locker to reveal a complete mess. Groundskeeper Willie: And may I say, a job well done, sir. I'll know! We want the old girls sparkling when I get back. Kearney: Hey, Simpson. 16:34. (The cabin roof is blown away by strong winds. Well, I'm gonna make it all up to you. (laughs), (The classroom clock counts down the last seconds of class. Homer, it's getting late. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Now here's Mr. Black. (breathes heavily) Ok, calm down. Lisa: It is the real Krusty. We will always love Kamp Krusty, We have reason to believe that someone was killed in this camp! Only one week left to sign up for the bestest summer ever at Kamp Krusty. Make sure to give those toilets a good scrubbing! (The students are gathered around the school bus with their parents.). Directed by Mark Kirkland. (Kearney throws a tire onto the fire and pours on some Gas. Ms. Hoover: Now Lisa, everyone needs a blotch on their permanent record. (laughs) And for you fat kids, my exclusive program of diet and ridicule will really get results! (The bleachers creak, and break. Until then, I've turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, Mr. Black. You silk-wearing buttercup. We want Krusty! Chronology He's gonna bring us food and water and smite our enemies! 50+ videos Play all Mix - 15 Kamp Krusty Medley) YouTube [720p] YouTube The Simpsons - South Of The Border - Duration: 2:21. You. Homer: (chuckles) Ah, kids' letters from camp. You know why? I'd never lend my name to an inferior product. You just got greedy. You don't think much of me, do you, boy? What's that? ), Lisa: Before I go to camp I'll need boosters for malaria, German measles, encephalitis, Hansen's disease…, Dr. Hibbert: Oh, now I'm afraid what we have here is an advanced case of hypochondria. If you don't like it, T.S. (Homer does one-armed push-ups on the floor, with Maggie on his back.). To your spic-and-span infirmary, ), (Bart throws out a banana peel, a gym sock and his slingshot before stumbling upon his gym shorts. Bart: (nervously) Haha. (Bart reaches down to pull out the skate but jumps backwards as the lawnmower starts up again. (At Springfield Elementary, Principal Skinner's voice is heard over the school loud speakers.). I said, out of my way! (laughs) And for you We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. Airdate: Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. 0:15. There's only one known cure: A wowwipop. Krusty: And the best part is, if you come to Kamp Krusty, you'll spend the summer with me! SpongeBob blows bubbles in the shape of the words "The Low Tides."] Report. Average score for this quiz is 6 / 10. Follow. Dolph and Jimbo open the door.). All the campers fall. I dreamt it was the last day of school! Don't be the boy. (Principal Skinner's voice comes over the loud speaker.). Lisa: The dirt's not coming off. Who played your daughter in the short-lived sitcom President Clown? One of the school's teachers runs out.). Bart: I'd also like to add, as I gaze upon your beauty, I've never seen an angel fly so low. For the past 15 years I was president of Euro-Krustyland. (Homer walks in wearing nothing but his underwear.). Three counselors are missing and presumed scared. Remember: "Leaves of three, let it be. Bart: How could you, Krusty? Bart: la la la la la, la la, la la la la la, la. Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, One parent pops some champagne. When Bart and Lisa return home abruptly after a traumatic incident at Kamp Krusty, they put an end to Homer and Marge's romantic encounters. Campers: From your gleaming mess hall, What happened to hello? Jiimbo: Come on, wimps. Now I'm off to Wimbledon! I shoulda warned ya. Los Simpsons - Krusty - Necesito un presentador tan malo que jamas pueda sustituirme. Bart cracks his knuckles. Lets Build & Play LEGO Dimensions #8: KRUSTY PIE IN YOUR FACE! Bart: I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. Principal Skinner: Somebody put a torch to these permanent records! Ha. Drill Sergeant: All right, you balls of pan drippings! He mows over a roller-skate and the motor stops working.). (Mr. Black leaves and all the students sit in silence, staring at the three bullies.). Directed by David Silverman. Marge, are you sure you want to do this? Homer: Marge, am I crazy, or is my back getting hairier? Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference. Bart: Krusty is coming. (Kearney opens the door and a chicken flies out. Mr. Black: Now, I must tell you kids, uh, Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back so he won't be saying anything, or doing anything. Browse more videos. Krusty: (on TV) Hi, Kids! (slurps) Ah, that's good. Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat. (Krusty is busy looking at a Krusty the Clown clock that he should be testing. Martin Prince, Sr.: We'll see you when you get back from image-enhancement camp. Triumphant music plays). Lisa: (gasps) I've never gotten a B before. Zadume Magarabad: Just let your head flop back and forward. Kamp Krusty is home to Krusty’s Fantasy League, and is the krustiest place on Earth! " Kamp Krusty " is the first episode of The Simpsons ' fourth season. He touches the clock's head and burns his finger.). Bart: Ah sure, there'll be a couple of uptight counselors who won't dig the Bart philosophy but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty. Homer: Thanks, son. frogjwapa. Bart: You bet. We will not be back! Oh, Bart, why didn't you at least forge plausible grades? I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction. Edna Krabappel: Well children, it's the last day of school. Principal Skinner:Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. borisoi. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Kamp_Krusty?oldid=92150. (Lisa tries to get the dirt off her arms.). "Escape from Beneath Glove World" Lisa: Bart makes it through the days relying on his unwavering belief that Krusty the Clown will come through. – Twitter channeled Kent Brockman reporting on the krisis at Kamp Krusty in opining that this was like 9/11 except a zillion times worse. I hope these jellybean cookies will tide you over until you get home. Where were you when I sang at Farm Aid? Lisa: This is a little more rustic than I expected. (chuckles), (Back home, the family is seated at the dinner table.). Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades, I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition. ), (Marge hums while she packs Bart's suitcase for camp.). Krusty: I'm no fake. (Lisa gives out undelivered mail to the campers. Ooh! Marge: Dear kids, I hope this letter finds you well. And you didn't. Category:The Simpsons Transcripts | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. Characterization Marches On: Rod is seen on the bus back from Kamp Krusty when it goes to Tijuana.Four seasons later, in "Hurricane Neddy", he says that he doesn't like Krusty. Squidward: Wow, I never thought the Low Tides would come to a backwater town like Bikini Bottom. 28:37. Choke! Below Mount Avalanche. Marge: You can have the shower to yourself, Homie. (Lisa sits next to Bart who has a diamond cutter's monocle in one eye as he attempts to change all his D minuses into A pluses.). The Simpsons - Give Me Seven Hundred Krusty Burgers! Ahh, all this stuff is fine. ), (A sign reads, "Kamp Krusty: The Krustiest Place On Earth". Homer: And look, new hair! (chuckles nervously), Barney: Yeah, Bart. Bart: Lisa, I've been thinking it over. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. 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 Can I say "crappy" on TV? Kamp Krusty est le titre d'un épisode de la série télévisée d' animation Les Simpson. Credits. Krusty's coming. Previous You promised if Bart and I got C averages we could go to Kamp Krusty. Casual Danger Dialog: While the cabin is caught in a Wizard of Oz-style tornado and the campers are hanging on for dear life, Bart says in a normal voice, "Lisa, I've been thinking it over.Next summer, I'm getting a job." Guy: Oops! I'm gonna show you kids the time of your life. He swings it and it crashes above the schools doors, crushing the Springfield Elementary School sign. Kamp Krusty is a building which was released with the Level 32 update on July 25, 2013.Upon completion, the player will unlock Kamp Bart.It costs 200 Donuts to purchase, making it the second most expensive premium building to be released into the game along with the Volcano Lair; this excludes buildings which were made premium after being released non-premium. Bart: Don't we get to roast marshmallows? All the children of the school run outside. (chuckles) Sorry, Your Majesty. Kamp Krustier is the sixteenth episode of Season 28.It is a sequel for the Season 4 episode Kamp Krusty.. Synopsis. 12 I slapped a clown suit on some wino? Games Movies TV Video. Homer: You know a D turns into a B so easily. Playing next. ("Schools Out" by Alice Cooper starts playing. Wikis. "Dream Hoppers" Honest Injun! Kamp Krusty L’histoire prend place après les événements de l’épisode « Les jolies colonies de vacances » de la saison 4 lorsque Bart et Lisa reviennent du Kamp Krusty. I wanna see Crisco coming out of those pores! Principal Skinner: Mmm, I haven't seen such unfettered hurly-burly since the fall of Saigon. Mr. Black: Well, kids, uh, I promised you a little treat in lieu of dinner, and here it is. Nation WA Category Motto; 1. (Lisa presses down hard on Ms. Hoover's hand. Humor sin intencion de ofensas... o quizas si, soy Kamp Krusty (Bart looks at his report card full of forged A pluses. Yeah, well, just remember when you see my report card they got this whole new grading system this year. Edna Krabappel: (chuckles) Oh Bart Simpson, I'm gonna miss you. Here’s the walkthrough… Prologue Auto starts Marge: Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa’s Malibu Stacys. (Kearney finishes eating the jellybean cookies.). Ms Hoover: Here are your final report cards. Until it blew up. These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting with your friends, or any other purpose you can think of! Kearney: Here's your cabin. ), (Bart takes out his gym shorts and hits them against his locker. (puts it in milk) Check…mate! 0.66 As you might imagine, these take a long time to compile and so only 16 episodes have been transcribed thus far. November 7, 2020 Another school year gone by. 807 talking about this. I am Mr. Black, your head counselor. Bart: Don't look in my closet. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? Our arts and crafts center is, in actuality, a Dickensian workhouse. queenthako. Just like I said. Kamp Krusty is a premium item you can purchase once you reach level 12 in Tapped Out. kamp krusty. You're vultures! (Homer immediately loses his hair and regains his gut.). Choke! Kamp Krusty alumni! Il est diffusé pour la première fois le 5 mars 2017 aux États-Unis. Mr. Black: What do you think? (Homer, Marge and Maggie are out having a picnic.). (Family's eating breakfast noisily. Bart: (grumbles) Oh! I feel so dirty. Traumatisés par leur expérience, Bart et Lisa sont envoyés chez un thérapeute qui leur conseille de ne pas aller à l’école pendant quelques temps. You can only find it on products which meet the high standards of Krusty the Clown. Mr. Black: Thank you, Krusty, and welcome, children. After he saw the completed episode, James L. Brooks called the writers and suggested that the script be used as a plotline for a film. Otto: All right! Mr. Krabs: Oh, come now, Mr. Squidward. Bart: I smell Bacon. Barney: Yeah, we want Krunchy! (Otto's driving a bus full of rowdy children home.). Groundskeeper Willie: Aye, sir. ), (Bart lowers the "Kamp Krusty" flag and raises a flag saying "Camp Bart".). Season №: Nelson lights his flamethrower. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Katering" from Season 10, which aired on March 4, 2017. From your gleaming mess hall, To your hallowed baseball field, Your spic n' span infirmary, Where all our wounds are healed. Homer: Yeah. We know they'll never break. 12 years ago | 131 views. Krusty "Le retour" 3F13: Le vrai faux héros: 3F14: Homer fait son Smithers: 3F16: Le jour où la violence s'est éteinte: 3F15: Un poisson nommé Selma: 3F17: Faux permis, vrais ennuis: 3F18: Vingt deux courts métrages sur Springfield: 3F19: Grand-père Simpson et le trésor maudit: 3F20: J'y suis, j'y reste ! Bart: My chunky brothers, gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom! I have nothing left to say to any of you. ), (Bart waits impatiently for Mrs. Krabappel to fill out his report card.). Once purchased a pretty funny questline is launched involving Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Martin & of course Krusty! Lisa: So Bart, will you be joining me in the bucolic splendor of Kamp Krusty? Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get at least a C average, I can't go to Kamp Krusty! Teacher: Wait a minute! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Register Start a Wiki. U.S. viewers (millions): However, the episode ran very short, and to make it barely fit the minimum time the Kamp Krusty song had to be lengthened by a number of verses. Homer: Oh, yeah? ), (Principal Skinner looks out his window at a bunch of kids trying to push over a Volkswagen.). Transcripts Wiki. It now goes D, B, A, C. Homer: Now listen, boy. Krusty: I don't know her name, but she held up a liquor store last year. Krusty: Kamp Krusty is built on an actual Indian burial ground. Krusty: Oh, my God! (laughs) And for you fat kids, my exclusive program of diet and ridicule will really get results! We will always love Kamp Krusty, Marge: Oh. Lisa: Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell because I've been to Kamp Krusty. Krusty: Kamp Krusty is built on an actual Indian burial ground. Krusty: Ohh, they drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. (Marge writes a letter to Bart and Lisa.). The man who took an abandoned mule tannery and turned it into a summer wonderland: Mr. Krusty the Clown. OST Movie Soundtrack Recommended for you Simpsons Histories - Krusty the Clown. It's fat camp for Daddy's chubby little secret. When you're 18, you're out the door! Bart cocks his machine gun.). , (In Bart and Lisa's cabin, they're tucked into bed and freezing to death. We'll miss the fireworks. These Gucci wallets have to be on the streets of Hong Kong by Friday. You know, a pinch is more traditional. Krusty: Hi, kids! The school bus drives over a wooden bridge, which then collapses.). Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace (Mrs. Krabapple) . Homer: Now Bart, we made this deal because I thought it would help you get good grades. The kids at Kamp Krusty end up with a real surprise when Mr. Black brings Krusty to the stage only to reveal Barney Gumble in a shoddy clown outfit, clearly too drunk to speak or stand up, and while the other kids don't quite see through it, Bart stays true to his love for Krusty by starting a riot for the real Krusty. ), (Kearney throws them in and slams the door. Lisa:Oh, yeah? Homer: Don't be the boy. Now you've got little hands. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Credits 0:55. (The campers gather around to sing the camp song.). https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Krusty_Koncessionaires/transcript?oldid=3416661. Lisa: If the pets die, don't replace them. I am so Krunchy the Clown! Students throw out chair and books from the windows and the roof, while Nelson sets them all alight with his flamethrower. I don't think I'd be any kind of a father if you got D's and I let you go to Kamp Krusty. Lisa: (laughs) A plus! Edna Krabappel:Well, it isn't fair to the other children, but all right. Bart: Well, Dad, here's my report card. I didn't want you hangin' around all summer anyway. We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. Kearney: Well, it ain't gettin' any safer. Ralph: He's still funny, but not "ha-ha" funny. Yeah! Martin Prince, Sr.: You promised you wouldn't make a scene. Inside, it's dark and spooky. News Reporter: We interrupt Zadume Magarabad's Yoga Party for this special bulletin: Krisis at Kamp Krusty. Lisa: I am not sure if this letter will reach you, as our lines of communication have been cut. Wiki Content. Marge: (crying) Oh, I'm going to miss this. One student, Melissa, cuts a desk in half with a chainsaw. Principal Skinner:Now, let's trash this dump! Homer: Sure do! This must just be a little typo. Jimbo: Looks like we got ourselves a troublemaker. (laughs) I'll see you in a few weeks! (giggles crazily) Oh, Ms. Hoover! Homer: (incredulously) A-plus? We are doing great. Mushrooms growing in a pot plant, an old gym sock hung up with pencils through it, bubble gum stuck to the wall, and old potato science project growing in a cup, and a variety of other messy things. ), (It's lunchtime, and Dolph serves a glob of grey gloop onto Lisa's plate.). Everyone clings desperately to avoid being blown away.). As soon as the bus has gone, all the parents cheer. Actually, wait—I can, as the 24-seasons-removed 'Kamp Krustier' finds a way to revisit the classic Simpsons episode 'Kamp Krusty' without expanding on it, deconstructing it, or even making a memorable travesty of it. The Simpsons - Krisis At Kamp Krusty. In the meantime, our counselors, Dolph, Jimbo and Kearney will be happy to handle any problems you may have. You gave me a B plus in conduct? (Lisa visits Dr. Hibbert before she goes to camp. Burn, Krusty, Burn! Krusty is coming. Though your swings are rusty, We know they'll never break. Let's see if he's wearing a wire. Homer: Marge, we've got all the fireworks we need right here, (Homer reveals the picnic basket full of fireworks.). Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Lisa: Now, the effort of writing has made me lightheaded so I close by saying, save us, save us now! ("South of the Border" is played while vacation pictures are shown. Quickly now. In "Kamp Krusty", summer vacation begins in Springfield and the kids try to line up their grades so that they can spend the season at a camp dedicated to Krusty the Clown. Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, By the shores of Big Snake Lake. We're not leaving until this Christmas ham gives me a pull-up. As a region, KAMP KRUSTY is ranked 15,387 th in the world for Most Average. I'm the real Krusty! Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. (laughs). Homer: Son! (Bart's report card has nothing but D- for every subject.). ", Homer: "Leaves of four, eat some more!'' (Barney, dressed as Krusty the Clown, stumbles onto stage.). Episode №: Played 141 times. List of episode transcripts Next (Bart is in a wrecking ball. 267a (giggles) I think you should reconsider. Check out this hand: All aces. I'm this close to having a comb-over. Bart: Oh, how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream, too? It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on September 24, 1992. Bart makes it through the day relying to his unwavering belief that Krusty the Clown will come through, but I am far more pessimistic. (The parents wave as the bus drives into the horizon. The school's large bell chimes. Bart: All right, that's it! Difficulty: Average. Lisa: No, Dad. Squidward: I cannot believe I let you talk me into this. ), (The classroom bell rings. Don't leave anything up here! I've been scorched by Krusty before. He folds them into a paper airplane and throws them.). Reporter #1: Is it true you attempted suicide when you heard the news? But why should you pay for my mistake? All rights reserved! [The episode begins at The Low Tides concert. Lisa: Perhaps I'm not making myself clear. Krusty: Mmm. Il s'agit du seizième épisode de la vingt-huitième saison et du 612e épisode de la série. Strawberries. ), (Homer's outside mowing the lawn. The KFL is a fantasy football league based out of Chicago, and has franchises located in the surrounding suburbs, as well as Milwaukee. By the shores of Big Snake Lake. Look at that pacemaker scar, the cattle-skull birthmark, and his famous superfluous nipple. Everyone, down below the belt! (answers phone) Oy gevalt! (Kearney grabs Wendell by the shirt and carries him off. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. (In Mr. Black's cabin, the bullies and Mr.Black sit back in their chairs, smoking cigars, drinking wine, and dining on mass amounts of food. And then, uh, one more. They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear! Groundskeeper Willie drives his tractor through the classrooms and busts out the wall.). He he. ), (Back in the bedroom, Marge is under the covers and Homer tells her good news.). Even during the Klasky-Csupo era of the show, Lisa Simpson's still cute in a swimsuit. Lisa: There appears to be a mistake on my report card. We have an understanding and you better keep your end of it. 0:13. (Bart uses an ax to open the gate to the "Chief Starving Bear Weight Loss Center".). I'm being told I can have an exclusive interview with the ringleader. I'm not made of stone! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Reporter #2: Are you and Princess Di just friends? A fat kid standing next to Krusty suddenly changes into a skinny kid, and Krusty is gobsmacked. In some cases, still in their original wrappings! Homer: Heh, heh,… Recently Changed Pages. Krusty: Well, at least you're not as bad as customs. The Simpsons Fun Pack (FGTEEV … At home, Homer sneaks into the bathroom where Marge is having a shower.). Your father is in the best shape he's been since… well, ever! (Lisa's report card is all A's apart from a B+ in Conduct.). Mr. Black: Ahh, he will be along eventually. How could this have happened? To your hallowed baseball field, Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children. Lisa: He's really having trouble keeping his balance. (sobs). The music stops.). Principal Skinner: Well, back to work then. (belches). We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. Campers: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Out of my way, you parasites! The kids are having a fun time and Mr. Krabs is providing catering service to the kids.] 20,844 Pages. Kent Brockman: A group of school-age Spartacuses has taken this camp by force. World Census staff took time out to pay tribute to those most overlooked of nations: the determinedly average. (Lisa tries to step in but the rope breaks and the boat snaps in half. Phẫn nộ cảnh tượng người đàn ông Trung Quốc dùng dao giết hại dã man kangaroo ở New South Wales. (Krusty arrives via helicopter and is swooned upon by the media.). A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation, Well, William. (Bart, Lisa and others are shown to their cabin.). This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Koncessionaires" from Season 12, which aired on November 7, 2020. He leaps off and lands in front of the camera.). You didn't learn how World War II ended! (At home, Bart watches an advertisement for Kamp Krusty on TV.). (Students reach into their desks and pull out sledgehammers, crowbars and axes. The Most Average in KAMP KRUSTY. Whoa! As of Jan 03 21. Lisa: Our arts-and-crafts center is, in actuality, a Dickensian workhouse. Marge: We miss you terribly. (The students pause their celebrations to hear the answer. Add new page. Mrs. Krabappel: Have a 'D-lightful' summer. Dolph: Not quite. Tell your mom her cookies sucked. General Though your swings are rusty, Bart: Ow! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I want you to treat Mr. Black with the same respect you would give me. Now quiet! If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Bart: Oh no, Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get a C average my dad won't let me go to Kamp Krusty! Kamp Krusty Kamp Krusty Written by David M. Stern Directed by Mark Kirkland TV Guide synopsis The fourth-season opener finds Bart and Lisa headed for six fun-filled weeks at Kamp Krusty, the brochure having failed to mention counselor-thugs, imitation gruel, slave labor and no Krusty. (Lisa, draped in a shawl, gives her letter and a bottle of alcohol as payment to a man on horseback.). Martin Prince: Spare me your euphemisms. Mm, I think I still want the old you. So if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock. Marge: (kisses Bart) Goodbye, my special little guy. (kisses Lisa) Lisa, watch out for Poison Ivy. Kamp Krusty is the first episode of the fourth season of The Simpsons, and the sixtieth episode overall.Bart and Lisa spend their summer at a camp created by Krusty the Clown, but when they get there it's not quite what the expected. '', (The students are gathered around a bonfire toasting pinecones on sticks.). Krusty: You people make me sick! Lisa: Bart, you said you were gonna name it "Camp Freedom". Principal Skinner: Attention students, please clear out your lockers into the wastebaskets provided. I got a rapid heartbeat from those Krusty Brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didn't have a 7 or an 8, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions, but this time he's gone too far! (Bart looks at the calendar which has June 12 circled, and all the previous days crossed out. Good luck! Hard to concentrate with waves gently lapping on the shore. (Krusty laughs as he does all sorts of tricks on a horse. (Bart opens his locker to reveal a complete mess. Groundskeeper Willie: And may I say, a job well done, sir. I'll know! We want the old girls sparkling when I get back. Kearney: Hey, Simpson. 16:34. (The cabin roof is blown away by strong winds. Well, I'm gonna make it all up to you. (laughs), (The classroom clock counts down the last seconds of class. Homer, it's getting late. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Now here's Mr. Black. (breathes heavily) Ok, calm down. Lisa: It is the real Krusty. We will always love Kamp Krusty, We have reason to believe that someone was killed in this camp! Only one week left to sign up for the bestest summer ever at Kamp Krusty. Make sure to give those toilets a good scrubbing! (The students are gathered around the school bus with their parents.). Directed by Mark Kirkland. (Kearney throws a tire onto the fire and pours on some Gas. Ms. Hoover: Now Lisa, everyone needs a blotch on their permanent record. (laughs) And for you fat kids, my exclusive program of diet and ridicule will really get results! (The bleachers creak, and break. Until then, I've turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, Mr. Black. You silk-wearing buttercup. We want Krusty! Chronology He's gonna bring us food and water and smite our enemies! 50+ videos Play all Mix - 15 Kamp Krusty Medley) YouTube [720p] YouTube The Simpsons - South Of The Border - Duration: 2:21. You. Homer: (chuckles) Ah, kids' letters from camp. You know why? I'd never lend my name to an inferior product. You just got greedy. You don't think much of me, do you, boy? What's that? ), Lisa: Before I go to camp I'll need boosters for malaria, German measles, encephalitis, Hansen's disease…, Dr. Hibbert: Oh, now I'm afraid what we have here is an advanced case of hypochondria. If you don't like it, T.S. (Homer does one-armed push-ups on the floor, with Maggie on his back.). To your spic-and-span infirmary, ), (Bart throws out a banana peel, a gym sock and his slingshot before stumbling upon his gym shorts. Bart: (nervously) Haha. (Bart reaches down to pull out the skate but jumps backwards as the lawnmower starts up again. (At Springfield Elementary, Principal Skinner's voice is heard over the school loud speakers.). I said, out of my way! (laughs) And for you We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. Airdate: Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. 0:15. There's only one known cure: A wowwipop. Krusty: And the best part is, if you come to Kamp Krusty, you'll spend the summer with me! SpongeBob blows bubbles in the shape of the words "The Low Tides."] Report. Average score for this quiz is 6 / 10. Follow. Dolph and Jimbo open the door.). All the campers fall. I dreamt it was the last day of school! Don't be the boy. (Principal Skinner's voice comes over the loud speaker.). Lisa: The dirt's not coming off. Who played your daughter in the short-lived sitcom President Clown? One of the school's teachers runs out.). Bart: I'd also like to add, as I gaze upon your beauty, I've never seen an angel fly so low. For the past 15 years I was president of Euro-Krustyland. (Homer walks in wearing nothing but his underwear.). Three counselors are missing and presumed scared. Remember: "Leaves of three, let it be. Bart: How could you, Krusty? Bart: la la la la la, la la, la la la la la, la. Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, One parent pops some champagne. When Bart and Lisa return home abruptly after a traumatic incident at Kamp Krusty, they put an end to Homer and Marge's romantic encounters. Campers: From your gleaming mess hall, What happened to hello? Jiimbo: Come on, wimps. Now I'm off to Wimbledon! I shoulda warned ya. Los Simpsons - Krusty - Necesito un presentador tan malo que jamas pueda sustituirme. Bart cracks his knuckles. Lets Build & Play LEGO Dimensions #8: KRUSTY PIE IN YOUR FACE! Bart: I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. Principal Skinner: Somebody put a torch to these permanent records! Ha. Drill Sergeant: All right, you balls of pan drippings! He mows over a roller-skate and the motor stops working.). (Mr. Black leaves and all the students sit in silence, staring at the three bullies.). Directed by David Silverman. Marge, are you sure you want to do this? Homer: Marge, am I crazy, or is my back getting hairier? Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference. Bart: Krusty is coming. (Kearney opens the door and a chicken flies out. Mr. Black: Now, I must tell you kids, uh, Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back so he won't be saying anything, or doing anything. Browse more videos. Krusty: (on TV) Hi, Kids! (slurps) Ah, that's good. Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat. (Krusty is busy looking at a Krusty the Clown clock that he should be testing. Martin Prince, Sr.: We'll see you when you get back from image-enhancement camp. Triumphant music plays). Lisa: (gasps) I've never gotten a B before. Zadume Magarabad: Just let your head flop back and forward. Kamp Krusty is home to Krusty’s Fantasy League, and is the krustiest place on Earth! " Kamp Krusty " is the first episode of The Simpsons ' fourth season. He touches the clock's head and burns his finger.). Bart: Ah sure, there'll be a couple of uptight counselors who won't dig the Bart philosophy but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty. Homer: Thanks, son. frogjwapa. Bart: You bet. We will not be back! Oh, Bart, why didn't you at least forge plausible grades? I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction. Edna Krabappel: Well children, it's the last day of school. Principal Skinner:Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. borisoi. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Kamp_Krusty?oldid=92150. (Lisa tries to get the dirt off her arms.). "Escape from Beneath Glove World" Lisa: Bart makes it through the days relying on his unwavering belief that Krusty the Clown will come through. – Twitter channeled Kent Brockman reporting on the krisis at Kamp Krusty in opining that this was like 9/11 except a zillion times worse. I hope these jellybean cookies will tide you over until you get home. Where were you when I sang at Farm Aid? Lisa: This is a little more rustic than I expected. (chuckles), (Back home, the family is seated at the dinner table.). Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades, I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition. ), (Marge hums while she packs Bart's suitcase for camp.). Krusty: I'm no fake. (Lisa gives out undelivered mail to the campers. Ooh! Marge: Dear kids, I hope this letter finds you well. And you didn't. Category:The Simpsons Transcripts | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. Characterization Marches On: Rod is seen on the bus back from Kamp Krusty when it goes to Tijuana.Four seasons later, in "Hurricane Neddy", he says that he doesn't like Krusty. Squidward: Wow, I never thought the Low Tides would come to a backwater town like Bikini Bottom. 28:37. Choke! Below Mount Avalanche. Marge: You can have the shower to yourself, Homie. (Lisa sits next to Bart who has a diamond cutter's monocle in one eye as he attempts to change all his D minuses into A pluses.). The Simpsons - Give Me Seven Hundred Krusty Burgers! 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